Scapecock 

With the advent of RapeaXe, there may come a time in a man's life when he does not desire having his penis impaled by angry barbs. Instead, he may prefer to send his go-to man, or scapecock, if you will, to spring the chauvinist trap.

The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.

Scenario 1 (At a party):
Alpha Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when you're done romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"

Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Alpha Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"

Scapecock by Aquilae May 1, 2010

scapejoke

Any person (need not be present) that is the go-to "butt" of any joke. In any situation, whether it be at a classroom, party, funeral, etc., this person's reputation can ease the thickest of tensions.

Yo, Dick is the scapejoke of the school. All you have to do is say his name, and other people laugh cause they know what's up.

scapejoke by Karl Hunggus October 30, 2007

shamecocks 

The nickname of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks, a team with an all time losing record. Also known as lamecocks.

"We're just not real good, and we're not coached real well, which is my fault."
-Steve Spurrier, Coach of Carolina

Clemson beat the shamecocks again this year, "maybey next year."

shamecocks by SGTGR February 17, 2008

Slapcockin 

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.

If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin

Slapcockin by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

slapcock 

A person unable to grasp basic social graces.

My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.

slapcock by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

Spacecock 

A cock so big, it reaches outerspace. People with extremely small penises may claim to have one...It is usually untrue.

Girl: I wanna get with that guy I heard he has a spacecock

Spacecock by MichelleFuckingUrrutia August 18, 2011

Scarecock

Similar to a scarecrow but in this case its a horribly ugly or socially terrible ill mannered female who scares men away. Basically a cock block on steroids who chases guys away because she's either medusas glare ugly or her social actions make people uncomfortable and want to leave.

Tina: OMG! Everytime Nancy drinks she becomes so slutty and annoying. Jeremy and Sean never hangout when she's around. Shes such a scarecock.

Samantha: OMG! Like totally.

Scarecock by C Cakes November 3, 2013