Scanning 

The act of using some type of plastic card (Visa, credit, school, debit, gift, etc) to snort cocaine.

Me and My friend thought of the word when we found out that my friend used his School ID card to do it, just scooping it in a line on the card, and "scanning" it across your nose.

"Man bitch, I was scanning last night, and that shit was rawww."

"That guy scanned last night. Afterwards he became a crazy nikkuh."

Scanning by Benjamin Phillips February 29, 2008

scanning out

1. The state one finds oneself in after excessive alcohol/drugs consumption.
2. The state one finds oneself in after working to long scanning barcodes

1. You should have seen Katie at the party last night - She was totally scanning out
2. Katie can't meet us in BBs - she's worked overtime and is totally scanned out

scanning out by OG Funk April 10, 2007

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

scanning the donkey by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

Scanning the Kij 

Pronounced "Ki-ge"
This refers to the act of checking the popular buy & sell website "kijiji". Normally used by eccentric (poor and unkept) people, though also used by regular people and tight-ass-cheapo rich people looking to rip off poor unsuspecting folk (eccentrics). Recently in 2010-2011, along with craigslist it erased its personal categories due to social pressure, and its use for prostitution.

Scanning the Kij for some new tires

Scanning the Kij by cmatt June 6, 2011

Scanning for Viruses 

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.

Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.

Scanning for Viruses by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012

Scanning for Life 

The act of straining out odd bits of carrot or noodle from the bottom of a ramen noodles cup with your fork.

Hold on man, I'm still scanning for life

Scanning for Life by Noodle Gods November 3, 2010

Scanning The Visa 

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

Scanning The Visa by MistressMary October 1, 2011