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acronym for "kick in junk". originated at 12:04 AM, by one miss KTB on December 13th, 2004. tends to be very painful causing victim to fall to the ground with mouth wide open screaming absoultely nothing. can be used in vengence or self-protection. but should be used wisely for it may have a lasting impact.
when KTB was in 4th grade when she gave her brother a kij. She vows never to do it again though...especially not to her fiance
kij by fiance December 12, 2004
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wow, those mercs over there are totally not KIJ
Kij by nadircroatia June 26, 2009
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kijetesantakalu • kijuan • kijigers • kij • kija • Kijah • kiji • kijidiot • kijiji • kijijied

Scanning the Kij 

Pronounced "Ki-ge"
This refers to the act of checking the popular buy & sell website "kijiji". Normally used by eccentric (poor and unkept) people, though also used by regular people and tight-ass-cheapo rich people looking to rip off poor unsuspecting folk (eccentrics). Recently in 2010-2011, along with craigslist it erased its personal categories due to social pressure, and its use for prostitution.
Scanning the Kij for some new tires
Scanning the Kij by cmatt June 6, 2011

kijoring 

a term used by takata mashiho to say “im going to faint” in a cute and most adorable way
baby mashi makes me kijoring
kijoring by yangluvstreasure December 28, 2020

kijetesantakalu

An toki pona joke word made for april fools in 2009. It was used to refer to any animal from the Procyonidae family, such as raccoons, coatis, kinkajous, olingos, ringtails and cacomistles.
kijetesantakalu.
kijetesantakalu by Inhälent January 24, 2019
A very hard name to pronounce. She has the most beautiful eyes and the kindest heart. She has the the most beautiful smile it would take your breath away. She is goofy and doesn’t hang with many. She might seem crazy to you but is a good friend. She don’t play games when it comes down to fighting. she always has her nose tooted up because she knows she’s the shit. She’s just so kijah
Them:hey kijah
Kijah:hey y’all *laughs for no reason*
Kijah by Ya mama January 27, 2018

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When you're that bored, you decide to type the entire keyboard by pressing every key in a 3 Key wave.
You actually typed this out after seeing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, or poilkjmnbuythgfvcxrewdsazq, didn't you? Get back to work, your school/employer/teacher/other person gave you this time to work, not to slack off. Your curiosity of the word "qazsedcftgbhujmkol.;'\'/;pl,kijnhytfcdeszaq" is now sated.
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