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Definitions by nothinggorilla
Scanning for Viruses
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The useless
computer
action that takes a while and never finds any
viruses
, even when there are
viruses
.
Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My
computer's
just
scanning
for
viruses
.
Scanning for Viruses
by
nothinggorilla
August 11, 2012
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