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Scanning for Viruses
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The
useless
computer
action that takes a while and
never
finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.
Mike: Dude what'
s
taking so long to load?
George: My
computer
'
s
just scanning for viruses.
Scanning for Viruses
by
nothinggorilla
August 11, 2012
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Scanning for Viruses
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