your lord and savior, Scanlan Shorthalt, he is here to bed you, your mother, your father, your brother(s) and sister(s), etc.
hey, did you go to the scanlan concert last week?
No, my mom locked me in my room to stop me from going.
Yeah, we all got hella drunk and got each other laid.
Now i see why she didn’t want me to go.
dude, your mom was there.