scanhandle

to systematically feel up a passenger in an airport, while pretending not to be a pervert.

Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

sandandle

the epitome of shenanigans and malarky, can cause: unwanted dance floor make-outs, mirror breaking, heart to hearts, cupcake smashing, police calling, theft, car crashes, donning of a sombrero, window sill dancing, impaired volume perception, screaming out windows, loss of bladder control, aka the need to pee EVERYWHERE, jumping in lakes, mysterious injuries, breaking of diets, vomiting, blackouts, social space sleepovers, turban wearing, late night egg consumption, bizarre outfit choice, attempts at painting theft, regrettable video messages, asking computers to find parties, and an overall lack of good judgment

It's Friday night, are we sandandling?
Sandandle like a champion today!
Sandandle?
Beware: we are sandandling

by Lew2N May 22, 2010

scandangle

The word scandangle is the best and most versatile word in the English language. There is no limit to the number of situations that the word scandangle can be used for. Invented in the lecture hall while dancing.

"I am gonna tie that kid to the back of a flatbed truck and scandangle him around the school."

"Moneypenny, would you like to get out of here and scandangle with me?"

"When you see someone scandagling and are in doubt of what to do, break out into a corkscrew."

by scandanglincubanwaiter January 11, 2005

canhandled

The art of someone absolutely dismantling or have their ass dismantled by another individual

Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!

by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021

Spamhandled

Pronunciation: \ˈspam-ˌhan-dəld\
Function: transitive verb

To cause extreme agitation to less-than-computer-saavy individuals by sending rough and tumble (and entirely bogus) email messages about having tapped into their address book, ebay and/or paypal accounts.

"Your mother's just been spamhandled into giving out her password ...again."

by teezaweezl February 4, 2010

spamhandler

ADJ: one who handles spam excessively, ie a homosexual man or a man who likes to polish his lighthouse a tad too often.

"dude, do you think that bob is a fruit"

"man, walking like that he has got to be a screaming spamhandler..."

by zamber February 21, 2009

schandle

A school or learning environment completely lit by candles. No artificial lighting, all candles.

Man, hogwarts is such a schandle

by Angry Mother 1973 February 7, 2017