Shalt

Shalt is a ship of Shu Kurenai and Valt Aoi from Beyblade Burst

Isn't Shalt great?

by posterolive2018 December 24, 2018

shalt

Shalt is the material found on a man's taint. It is said to taste like a cross between shit and salt, thus "shalt". The adjective form is "shalty".

Ole girl was gnawing on my taint and got a good dose of my shalt.

by bohits January 28, 2004

shalt

fleshy area between your ball sack and shaft

dude this girl totally licked my shalt last night

by shalt5269 November 3, 2011

Shalt

A combination of shit and salt.

The act of eating salty foods, and (ideally diarrhoea) shitting it out next day to get a salty sludge. This is to then use it in small doses to season the food of someone you dislike.

That prick annoyed me so much i shalted his soup!

by Dankdonkeydan August 3, 2021

Thou Shalt Not

thou:you
shalt:shall

you shall not ..smth..

Thou shalt not kill

Thou shalt not eat thine own poo-matter (you shall not eat your own poo)

by accidentalgenius September 23, 2013

Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math

The unwritten or unspoken commandment for math educators worldwide not to conceal their weaknesses or deficiencies, or to pretend that they could figure out the answers by themselves; instead, they would be wiser to turn to their Creator, the Greatest Mathematician, for wisdom and insight to solve their logical, psychological, or mathematical difficulties.

If more math teachers, writers, or editors were to put into practice the “Thou Shalt Not Mask Your Math” commandment, they needn’t frustratingly spend so much time and effort in solving their mathematical ills, because the Holy Spirit could in a twinkle of an eye reveal to them the solutions, which would otherwise have taken them a hundred or thousand times longer to figure them out.

by MathPlus March 28, 2021

Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy

Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!

"Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy As I Would Deuter On To You!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023