scablander

From the game apex legends pathfinder learns it from “an old friend”

Pathfinder: piss off scablander
Robot: gets hit by a billboard

by Youtube: Lixaru December 26, 2021

Newt Scamander

A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug

person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll

by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016

salandered

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander

those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.

by shanipriya August 14, 2010

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

Claire Octovia Scamander

An OC in a Harry Potter roleplay group on Tiktok and Instagram. She's a Slytherin, and she was adopted into the Scamander family as Newt Scamander's brother after being disowned by Peeves The Poltergeist. She's known for her obsession with murder, torture, and arson, and her hatred of muggleborns. She's 12 years old. She pretended to be a death eater but was actually a spy for the Order. She may just be an OC, but she was one of the most memorable characters this roleplay group has ever had.

Claire Octovia Scamander is a psycopath

by Peeves The Poltergeist October 19, 2020

sealander

A stick used to write or draw in the sand.

The young boy drew a picture in the sand using his sealander.

by zantern July 2, 2005