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scandangle 

The word scandangle is the best and most versatile word in the English language. There is no limit to the number of situations that the word scandangle can be used for. Invented in the lecture hall while dancing.
"I am gonna tie that kid to the back of a flatbed truck and scandangle him around the school."

"Moneypenny, would you like to get out of here and scandangle with me?"

"When you see someone scandagling and are in doubt of what to do, break out into a corkscrew."
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scandangle 

cool and gets all the ladys.
LIL PEEJ IS SCANDANGLE

Spandangled

When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.
"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"

scanhandle

to systematically feel up a passenger in an airport, while pretending not to be a pervert.
Latisha, the T.S.A. agent, couldn't wait to get to work so she could "scanhandle" some fat women's breasts.
scanhandle by Fotofly November 26, 2010

spandangled

the feeling of being very hammered and your mind being ridiculously frazzled
my god! I'm spandangled....
spandangled by Bax Marvelous October 29, 2007

scandalescent

A term used to describe a situation, someone or even something that is both scandalous and sexy.
The club got scandalescent real quick after the DJ starting spinnin'.

Damn, the booty on that stripper is scandalescent!

Your liking on Sally's younger brother is kinda scandalescent.
scandalescent by MellyinMay April 19, 2011

sandandle 

the epitome of shenanigans and malarky, can cause: unwanted dance floor make-outs, mirror breaking, heart to hearts, cupcake smashing, police calling, theft, car crashes, donning of a sombrero, window sill dancing, impaired volume perception, screaming out windows, loss of bladder control, aka the need to pee EVERYWHERE, jumping in lakes, mysterious injuries, breaking of diets, vomiting, blackouts, social space sleepovers, turban wearing, late night egg consumption, bizarre outfit choice, attempts at painting theft, regrettable video messages, asking computers to find parties, and an overall lack of good judgment
It's Friday night, are we sandandling?
Sandandle like a champion today!
Sandandle?
Beware: we are sandandling
sandandle by Lew2N May 22, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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