Scalloping

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.

Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."

by Rosco Willy Jacobsin June 1, 2011

scallop

The end of a phrase of disbelief.

What the SCALLOP?!?
- Plankton, having seen the power of the Goofy Goober.

by Random Task June 14, 2007

Scallop

The act of hitting someone open palmed on the back of the head in an upwards motion. Often done in an attempt to annoy

Oi scallop him
Yeah allright

by Nibbler The Ass Muncher, Crunch Crunch Crunch! May 28, 2007

scallops

a type of seafood that is boneless and is from a mollusk muscle.Scallops are white and round with a subtle taste. widely served are scallops wrapped in bacon which are very good, especially with a nice pairing side of dill horseradish sauce.they also come in various sizes.

scallops are good to eat wrapped in bacon and when they are fresh.

by evergreen imp June 14, 2008

scallop

can be inserted for nearly any exclamation, and also used as a verb to describe violence or domination. in fact, can be used as a noun when no other word will suffice.

Oh scallops! Did you see that scallop? That punter just got scalloped!

by ScallopKing September 4, 2008

scalloped

if you rub your hand over your tire and it's not round. there is almost like a wave around the tire

I find that certain brands of tires are more prone to "scallop-ing" than others.

by JPSmack May 22, 2005

Scalloped

So drunk that you forget where you are but not to the point of passing out.

I didn't plan on pissing on grandpa but I was scalloped!

by ArualAigroegEdaj March 23, 2011