Scalloping 

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.

Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."

Scalloping by Rosco Willy Jacobsin November 13, 2011

scalloping 

Extracting the eyes from a person but not breaking the nerves while there still alive.(funky masochism)

i always do scalloping to people i dont like.

scalloping by man withoutmorals April 12, 2024

scalping 

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)

Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")

scalping by anna_k March 22, 2005

swallowing flies 

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.

Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.

swallowing flies by MBisaBP December 20, 2005

Sword Swallowing

when a guy's penis is so long it goes past the throat during a blowjob

extreme deep-throating

credit to: ben morgan

girl: baby, i don't know it i can't fit the whole thing in my mouth
boy: baby, it'll be okay. just try Sword Swallowing

Sword Swallowing by moocow419 June 8, 2011

Swallowing 

The process of passing through the throat, then the esophagus, of different forms of nutriments and not only.

A. From a non-sexual perspective, we swallow on daily basis food, drinks and our own saliva. When in need we also swallow pills or other forms of medicine. Accidentally different objects may end up being swallowed as well (particular high risk for small children).

B. From a sexual perspective, it has two meanings:

1. Swallowing male/female cum (in general), however mainly referring to sperm. Sperm swallowing is a touchy issue, especially in hetero couples. Men see it as a proof of love - and can be hurt or unsatisfied if she spits it out. Most women however have a hard time adjusting to the taste (often quite bitter). But that's maybe one of the very reasons why men appreciate women who swallow: "Her love for me and/or craving for my seed is stronger than whatever taste it might have".

2. Allowing the head of the penis penetrate the throat during oral sex. Also known as deep-throating, the act requires lots of practice before it can be achieved. While cum swallowing is considered an act of love, deep-throating is mainly regarded as sexual performance.

A. Swallowing frequently or yawning during aircraft takeoff and descent may help to equalize the pressure and therefore clear the ear.

B.1. "- What makes her so special?"
"- Not only does she swallow, but she swallows without making a face or anything. She even moans and looks up at me with happiness & love in her eyes. It melts my heart and gives me the greatest orgasms. I feel I'm the luckiest guy on Earth."

B.2. "Wow! I knew she was good, but when I saw the whole thing disappearing in her mouth, with like half of my 9" shaft swallowed down her throat, I was in total awe and divine happiness in the same time."

Swallowing by Dhadik September 16, 2007

swallowing my children 

When a girl eats/ drinks your cum

My girl was giving me head when I suddenly came in her mouth she swallowing my children

swallowing my children by Flyboy54 March 17, 2015