Instead of using
random, which has been completely overused by annoying
teenagers and social imbeciles, scallop is a useful substitute - purely because it is a completely random word.
Now that's sticking it to them!
Dave - "Hey dude, how bizarre is this, I went to
see a gynecologist and I saw Louise from school."
Richard - "That's
totally scallop. You don't
even have a snatch."