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frosty satsuma 

freezing a full bottle of water letting it melt slightly then cutting open the bottle taking out the frozen cylendrical water then using the frozen shape as a dildo.
i gave my girl a "frosty satsuma" with some dasani.
frosty satsuma by d stizzle September 5, 2009
A delightful little citrus fruit, usually found around Christmas. Very mild taste, but the larger versions of the satsuma are fasty.
Mwahaha... I stole all the satsumas from the box! Too bad, I don't want to end up like my friend who ate a whole box... she now thinks she's "allergic" to citrus. Whatever.
satsuma by RoseThourne November 16, 2006
Extremely sad, but also extremely amazing
Someone dropped an arrow out of a plane and it nailed my friend in the eye and it was extremely sawsome!
sawsome by Dan The Male June 16, 2008

Satsuma fart 

A fart that makes you want a satsuma
The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange
Satsuma fart by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018
A female layerd in fake tan who is also rather on the obese side (a fat orange slaaag).
I was rolling with swanny and the rest of the 313 smackin up some bitches when we saw some Phat ass Satsumos
Satsumo by Ruess August 30, 2009
Good ass smartphone peter than apple
Fuck that appple shit
Some are waterproof alot of storage

Samsumg is a smartphone from ios
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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