Satsumo

A female layerd in fake tan who is also rather on the obese side (a fat orange slaaag).

I was rolling with swanny and the rest of the 313 smackin up some bitches when we saw some Phat ass Satsumos

by Ruess August 30, 2009

frosty satsuma

freezing a full bottle of water letting it melt slightly then cutting open the bottle taking out the frozen cylendrical water then using the frozen shape as a dildo.

i gave my girl a "frosty satsuma" with some dasani.

by d stizzle September 5, 2009

satsuma

A delightful little citrus fruit, usually found around Christmas. Very mild taste, but the larger versions of the satsuma are fasty.

Mwahaha... I stole all the satsumas from the box! Too bad, I don't want to end up like my friend who ate a whole box... she now thinks she's "allergic" to citrus. Whatever.

by RoseThourne November 16, 2006

Satsuma fart

A fart that makes you want a satsuma

The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange

by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018

satsuma imo

This word is originally derived from the Japanese word for sweet potato. Satsuma imo can be used when referring to someone that looks like a sweet potato on the outside, but is actually slightly sweet on the inside. This word can also be used as a nickname for someone who is called a bitch, but is not actually that bitchy on the inside.

OMG! ur such a satsuma imo! hahahaha

by moyashiman July 31, 2012

Satsumawastaken

A really epic tiktok

Satsumawastaken is a really epic account

by thatpogmcyt August 22, 2021

Two satsumas in a bag

An expression used to describe a particularly beautiful womans ass.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.

Australian #1: Hey Rog, did you see that chick's ass?
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!

by Fast Freddie December 3, 2007