dasani

A french prostitute that frequents the corners in the red light district. See also: Evian.

That Dasani was the worst $1.50 I've ever spent!

by Ecko February 8, 2005

dasani

term used to describe goofy imbeciles who are friends with blonde people

they're friends with a blonde named skylarker? oh, they must be a dasani

by Ayuzima June 5, 2022

dasani

its clearly a city in nabraska. discovered by the british gnomes of south dakota.

jill:what does dasani mean? chris:its a city you fool!

by dr.popple-opelous December 12, 2007

dasani

ass, the best part of a woman

Damn, that chicks got a huge dasani.

by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007

Dasani

The most fierce being on earth she is very gorgeous,smart,witty,and sneaky she can seek revenge if she wants to.But if she likes you she Spears you she is also Never Scared!!! Also the most loyal being in the world but if she/he does'nt like you they will tell you.

Wow your amazing you remind me of a dasani!

by Dasani! March 22, 2017

Dasani

A girl thats loving funny freaky sweet and kind, she loves helping other and she intellegent, as has a nice body shape, if she loves u she never stops ever.. She is mean sometimes and sensitive

That girl Dasani is really nice.

by Lilly capa May 29, 2018

Dasani

Worst flavored water in the universe. It has a stank to it.

Give me that Dasani.
Nah fam its TRASHHHHH

by Thicc_boi_daddy January 5, 2020