sawonk

an object at a strange but very defined angle; an object in an unnatural position with a curve

*person sitting with bad posture; neck is slumped looking at phone*
gerald: "bro sit up your neck is sawonk right now"

by deez ur mum ur mum June 29, 2023

swonk

Pronounced swonk. The term originates from the combination of a swamp and a sink. Defined as the body of water created when one plugs the sink and pisses in it. Swonk.

I clogged my toilet and had no choice but to leave a smelly swonk.

by Mista Swonk March 5, 2022

Skwonky

Something that is not straight.

Man thats a skwonky line.

by Oldmangrey June 1, 2018

Swonky

(adj) Drunk and sketchy, often disappearing with little or no explanation. A person cannot be faulted for being swonky, but they must recognize by at least the next morning that they were acting in a swonky manner.

Ex: "Quit being such a swonky, crusty-ass skank. You disappeared on me!" "Sorry, I know I was swonky..."

by swonkygirl April 16, 2011

Shwonkie

After ejaculating one collect one's cum and wrap it up in a spliff.

dude I just came lets smoke a Shwonkie

by Fredrick Douglass May 8, 2008

sqwonk

a verb ..to get played or any negative action against a person place or thing...

carl just got sqwonked on the doughnuts as they had all been eaten by everyone already.

by evil stevil March 31, 2009

Swonked

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018