The Silky Sawmill occurs when a female and a male partner are about to engage in a lil
doggy style poundin’. While he’s got ‘err bent over (still with her thong on)
last nights Taco Bell makes her gut rumble, which then let’s her bowel cut loose. As she defecates, to his dismay, her thong “saws” the meaty deuce in two like a good ol’ fashion sawmill. A real logger will push past this occurrence and finish the task at hand. He is then known as an “The Ax-man” 💩