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Random dude: "okay so yesterday i saw a sawmill-"
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Sawmill Gravy 

A semi-wet, semi-solid fart that leaves a very moist skid mark in one's panties or underwear.
Eating that greasy breakfast this morning after so much drinking last night was a big mistake. Just let loose with a little sawmill gravy.

sawmill grill 

person one: where do you wanna go for dinner?
person two: let’s go to sawmill grill i heard it’s really good
person one: okay

Alaskan Sawmill 

A word designed to confuse simple minded people like John and Tyler.
John and Tyler couldn’t figure out what an Alaskan Sawmill is so they gave up and made an Eiffel Tower with each other.

Sexy Sawmill 

The act of pooping while wearing a thong, resulting in the splitting of the “log”
“I better find a bathroom soon or there’s gonna be a sexy sawmill in my pants!”
Sexy Sawmill by battle.cat May 19, 2018

Silky Sawmill 

The Silky Sawmill occurs when a female and a male partner are about to engage in a lil doggy style poundin’. While he’s got ‘err bent over (still with her thong on) last nights Taco Bell makes her gut rumble, which then let’s her bowel cut loose. As she defecates, to his dismay, her thong “saws” the meaty deuce in two like a good ol’ fashion sawmill. A real logger will push past this occurrence and finish the task at hand. He is then known as an “The Ax-man” 💩
Last night was unforgettable. I took Brenda-Lynn to Taco-Bell and after, things got a bit heated. I had ‘err all proped up doggy and she gave me the ol’ Silky Sawmill before I pulled ‘err thong to the side and beat those chocolate cheeks.