sausage pan 

Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.

You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.

You: Okay.

You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.

Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.

You: OMG! So true

sausage pan by anonymous May 22, 2022

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan 

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan by brendan July 11, 2004

Sausage Pants 

A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.

That girl's sausage pants are out of control - you can see every bump in her rump.

Sausage Pants by johnson freebone November 30, 2009

Sausage pants 

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.

Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!

Sausage pants by escyr April 15, 2022

Sausage roll panic 

Where you roll your self up tightly in your duvet and enter a claustrophobic panic mode.

I'll never do a sausage roll panic again, I thought I was gonna die.

Sausage roll panic by Mr sausage king February 2, 2017

pancake and sausage 

Janet Jackson's breast and nipple, respectively.

Nothing like some pancake and sausage to spice up a fruitless career.

pancake and sausage by DrMullet February 16, 2004

pancakes n sausage 

1. A breakfast food consisting of a sausage link wrapped in pancake on a stick, resembling a corn dog. 2. the food moses found next to the 10 commandments on top of Sinai

PANCAKES N SAUSAGE ON A STICK!???!? MY HEAD ESPLODE!!

pancakes n sausage by «t3hß0ss» March 8, 2007