Thrift Store

1. A place where goods can be donated to be refurbished and sold. Usually benefits a non-profit organization. Saves landfill space, efficient, and overall benefits the community.

Hot dumb girl in expensive clothes: "Oh that's a nice shirt"

Me in stained thrift store garb: "They make me cooler than you."

Hot girl: "How so?"

Me: "I'm a moron."

Hot Girl: "Fo shizzle my nizzle"

okay, I totally killed this entry...

by DrMullet February 16, 2004

military prison

A place where inmates are tortured because of thier innate religious beliefs, hence the prison gaurds become the real criminals.

"They were only doing what they were told", and so were the inmates...

by DrMullet May 11, 2004

acid

Having a Ph of less that 7.0

I tripped on acid. A bottle of muriatic acid was left on the floor and I tripped over, that is.

by DrMullet February 18, 2004

work

A thing that is so sucky that it requires paying money for it to be done. If it were easy then someone wouldn't be paying us to do it!

I had to work today. I have to work tommorrow, but alas I am not alone and understand that I'm being paid because my boss is too much of a pussy to do my job for me!

by DrMullet February 18, 2004

pancake and sausage

Janet Jackson's breast and nipple, respectively.

Nothing like some pancake and sausage to spice up a fruitless career.

by DrMullet February 17, 2004

hershey kiss

Fecal matter that has been expelled from the anus, then squeezed off. The protruding end flares against the underwear and thus creates a distinct hershey kiss shaped piece of shit.

Amanda: "I just squeezed off another hershey kiss."

Jon: "Girls don't actually shit or fart, do they?"

by DrMullet February 17, 2004

french frizzies

Something a riceboy ordered at a local diner.

The diner has since been torn down.

Scrawny white riceboy: "I'll have french frizzies."

White trash waitress: "Huh?"

-uncomfortable hush over entire room-

by DrMullet February 17, 2004