Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.

"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

Saucisson Polonaise by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006

Suckiness 

What the other poster said, except that "suckiness" is clearly a noun, not an adjective. Like "kindness" or "carelessness".

The suckiness of the above poster's understanding of basic grammatical terms is quite apparent.

Suckiness by vava2930 June 28, 2010

sarkiness 

a very dry humoured and sarcastic comment - generally delivered by someone who has a lot of style and insight.

I admire her for her sarkiness and spunk! She has really mentored me well and put me in my place with her sarkiness!

sarkiness by charming doll December 18, 2011

Sassiness 

An undeniable amount of spunk and cuteness in one's speech. A person's sassiness can make the most ordinary phrases sound delightful.

Her letter retained a high level of sassiness. It mesmerized the reader.

Sassiness by Tdove93 September 23, 2011

sarkiness 

Another spelling of "snarkiness," which refers to the sorts of abusive responses a dumb or poorly considered question or post tends to get in certain forums.

I am prepared so the sarkiness.

sarkiness by the jerky January 4, 2008

sucianess

Refers to a dirty whore time.

Typically involving an excess of alcohol consumption.

Originated at Pulse patio Orlando by Wednesday night bartenders.

So much sucianess, I can't stand it-- meatball wasted. Can't wait 'til next Wednesday.

sucianess by bartends December 17, 2012

sauceless

people who are not ballers, ie lame.

We are definately not sauceless tonight... we are gonna get keyed!

sauceless by you're dad January 10, 2009