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saturnius 

A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.
“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”
saturnius by nic :)) April 3, 2019
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The world's GREATEST dad. He's most likely hilarious and will stop at nothing to make sure someone's happy. He's caring and the most trustworthy person you will ever know. He's a hero and a sidekick, whenever you need him. He's just, in ONE word, Awsome.
My dad, Saturnino, is one the best dad ever !
Saturnino by Emily Lovens October 2, 2011
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Saturdiesel 

A Saturday that is filled with much merriment and vivaciousness. A Saturday where life is lived like a drunken libertine. A strong, life-affirming Saturday.

Comes from the combining of the words "Saturday" and "diesel".
I can't wait for this Saturdiesel. We gon grill, drank beerz, ride jet skis, play with some baby panda bears, participate in an wild orgy, fight a celebrity, give birth to a albino gorilla, and go see a movie at the IMAX. IT'S GON BE SATURDIESEL!
Saturdiesel by Apple Juice Simpson January 20, 2011

Saturnight 

Sleeping in so late from a Friday night, that by the time you leave your house after waking up, there is no more "day" left. You can't call that ish Saturday, it's Saturnight, and Saturnights can very likely lead to Sunnights.
I slept in so late that by the time I woke up it was Saturnight.
Saturnight by AndrewVS December 5, 2010

Saturnian 

A term for a wonderful daughter based off the nearest planet to Jupiter “Saturn” , it’s also a term for a loving daughter with an incredible mother, the mother of love, the mother of life. The mother of the perfect man’s universe
I had a wonderful day teaching my lovely Saturnian sign language.
Saturnian by walky slush December 8, 2022

Saturnism 

The only true religion; worships Mr. Saturn. Their holy manuscript is the game Earthbound. Founded by Mad Arcand.
"I cannot use the word "Saturnism" in a sentence." said Bob.
A Parisian Varied Artist.
Saturne is junglecookie.
Saturne by thenumeralzero August 21, 2009