saturnius 

A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.

“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”

saturnius by nic :)) April 3, 2019

Saturnino

The world's GREATEST dad. He's most likely hilarious and will stop at nothing to make sure someone's happy. He's caring and the most trustworthy person you will ever know. He's a hero and a sidekick, whenever you need him. He's just, in ONE word, Awsome.

My dad, Saturnino, is one the best dad ever !

Saturnino by Emily Lovens October 2, 2011

jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing

Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

jacob satorius by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016

Saturdiesel 

A Saturday that is filled with much merriment and vivaciousness. A Saturday where life is lived like a drunken libertine. A strong, life-affirming Saturday.

Comes from the combining of the words "Saturday" and "diesel".

I can't wait for this Saturdiesel. We gon grill, drank beerz, ride jet skis, play with some baby panda bears, participate in an wild orgy, fight a celebrity, give birth to a albino gorilla, and go see a movie at the IMAX. IT'S GON BE SATURDIESEL!

Saturdiesel by Apple Juice Simpson January 20, 2011

Saturnight 

Sleeping in so late from a Friday night, that by the time you leave your house after waking up, there is no more "day" left. You can't call that ish Saturday, it's Saturnight, and Saturnights can very likely lead to Sunnights.

I slept in so late that by the time I woke up it was Saturnight.

Saturnight by AndrewVS December 5, 2010

Jacob Satorius

cancers human form.

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.

Jacob Satorius by yoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy July 31, 2016

SaturFistday

SaturFistday, is big-time boxing matches that are held on Saturday Nights that can be seen live in person at a arena or on PPV-TV.

This "SaturFistday" will be a fight between two-unbeaten Middleweight Champions at Madison Square Garden in New York City.

SaturFistday by Dunkadelic Era July 19, 2022