A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.

“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”

saturnius by nic :)) April 3, 2019

Related Words

saturnina • Saturnian • saturnin • Saturnino • saturnight • saturain • satrina • sataninati • Saturine • saturnaash

Saturnino

The world's GREATEST dad. He's most likely hilarious and will stop at nothing to make sure someone's happy. He's caring and the most trustworthy person you will ever know. He's a hero and a sidekick, whenever you need him. He's just, in ONE word, Awsome.

My dad, Saturnino, is one the best dad ever !

Saturnino by Emily Lovens October 2, 2011

Saturnight

Sleeping in so late from a Friday night, that by the time you leave your house after waking up, there is no more "day" left. You can't call that ish Saturday, it's Saturnight, and Saturnights can very likely lead to Sunnights.

I slept in so late that by the time I woke up it was Saturnight.

Saturnight by AndrewVS December 5, 2010

Satrina

Satrina is a loving person and will never ever treat you like shit and will always be there for you, and even if you haven't talked to her for 10 months, she will always remember you and make you feel like your loved and will always make you feel special and happy

person 1: omg that girl is like the amazing-est person ever
person 2: yea, that's Satrina

Satrina by PR sksksks and i oop October 14, 2019

Saturnian

A term for a wonderful daughter based off the nearest planet to Jupiter “Saturn” , it’s also a term for a loving daughter with an incredible mother, the mother of love, the mother of life. The mother of the perfect man’s universe

I had a wonderful day teaching my lovely Saturnian sign language.

Saturnian by walky slush December 8, 2022

satrina

a crazy, fun-loving, goth chick, who will change your life if you meet her. Be sure to stay friends with her forever

Wow, that sure is Satrina.

satrina by misty1026 May 5, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026