saturn rings 

Hair that grows around the nipples of humans.

The Hedgehog has a nasty set of saturn rings.

saturn rings by Altonb23 June 11, 2006

riding saturn's rings 

distracted,out in space, or (slightly!!) high

i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)

-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!

riding saturn's rings by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Rings of Saturn

The craziest, most insane band alive. The genre is known as "aliencore".. The best sweeps i have ever heard. Very orgasmic.. and they have the greatest memes on their facebook page!!!

*Bieber fan enters a music store*
"Hey, I think i'll buy this album 'Embryonic Anomaly' by Rings of Saturn"
*Plays 'Seized and Devoured'* ...
"..wha"
*Brain Melts*

Rings of Saturn by JimyBaQwids216 December 10, 2012

Rings of Saturn

An intense, melodic death metal band from California. Sick vocals and extreme instrumentals, Rings of Saturn is one of the most extreme bands I've heard.

Friend 1: "Dude, check out this band I found called 'Rings of Saturn.'"
*Plays Inadequate from the album Ultu Ulla.
Friend 2: "Bro, this band is extreme!"
*Both friends proceed to headbang.*

Rings of Saturn by K. Williams December 6, 2018

Great rings of Saturn 

When someone has an unusually large or gaping anus.

Friend: hey mate did you eat out sally late night?
Friend 2: nah man her Great rings of Saturn was huge.

Great rings of Saturn by Bootyhunter 69 December 25, 2018

Rings of Saturn

When two guys are rubbing their buttholes together, they create a vapor lock. Such a powerful suction between anuses, that they only be pried apart after one guy orgasms and the sphincter contracts.

Hey Shorty wanna go to the Rings of Saturn? Fuck yeah Fam, thought you’d never ask! That night we closed the space between us, and experienced a suction only compared to that of a black hole sucking in a galaxy.

Rings of Saturn by C. Diesel balls December 20, 2021

Saturn Ring 

Is a scared tissue area on the shaft. Caused from masterbating a lot.

I have a Saturn ring now.

Saturn Ring by Trijata February 15, 2019