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Stressanie

Extreme stress headache caused by the constant drone of the pants wearer. Stress may be caused by the apparent realisation that you’re always wrong. Being belittled in public for sport is a favourite pastime of a stressanie
I need to avoid stress, the last stressanie was quite painful
Stressanie by shabla March 17, 2021
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streisanded 

The verb for the Streisand effect, where one uses the DMCA to silence criticism.
Chris: What did people think of your critique on that terrible game?
Kyle: Well, looks like the developers just streisanded my critique with a DMCA takedown. RIP me.
streisanded by The Real Driller August 10, 2020

stressaying 

working on an essay while under tremendous stress
OR
using stress as a motivation to complete essay
ive been stressaying all day!
i will talk to you later, i need to go stressay.
stressaying by Imran Mohammad November 16, 2006

stressie 

When a person becomes increasingly angry or 'stressed out', usually at another person
Girl 1: I'm so pissed off at you!
Girl 2: Don't throw a stressie on me!
stressie by Diamond Girl April 18, 2006

stressaging 

When one messages someone during a time of anxiety or stress either to have someone to talk to or kill time.
A: Dude why are you talking to me? Didn't you say you had a 10 page paper due at midnight?
B: I do lmao, I'm just stressaging.
stressaging by gagle February 15, 2020

Stressified

Putting enough force on guitar strings to where one has to change their strings once or twice a performance. The idea is to stressify your strings as to bring out the maximum amount of feeling through the instrument.
Johnny "Guitar" Watson's attacking style of playing resulted in him often needing to change the strings on his guitar once or twice a show, because he "stressified on them" so much, as he put it.
Stressified by Sundrain January 24, 2011

streisander

A person obsessed with Barbra Joan Streisand.. a person who listens to her music, watches her movies, and has spent countless hours looking at her pictures..
Rachel told the class "I am a Streisander."
Her teacher, Mrs. Morgan, stated she was one too..
streisander by Rachel Barbra April 24, 2014
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