satchum

Northeastern USA slang for "male ejaculate".

The President sprayed hot satchum on her dress.

by bluebirdmemory August 27, 2006

Satchmo

a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"

We need to watch out for the satchmo!
What, the trumpet player?

by kingofswing881 July 22, 2003

The Satchmo

while he plays your pussy like a trumpet and fingers your asshole until you cum so hard you start scatting

Girrrrrrllllll , last night he gave the Satchmo so good I felt like Ella Fitzgerald!!

by Rednikster April 14, 2016

Satchamoe

A living with parents gamer, who plays xbox 360 and LAN's alot.

I dont think i know that satchamoe.

by PyronaticGuitar October 18, 2010

The Dirty Satchmo

The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"

You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"

by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009

satchamo

To be thoroughly soaked. Overly wet.

"Damn she was definitely DTF. When I put my hands down her pants, that pu$$y was satchamo.

by Evo Jim January 23, 2014

satchmoability

having jazz skills like the legendary louis armstrong, satchmo and just generally being a hipster

" dude you have serious satchmoability, u really play that trumpet well"

by dj guiller November 2, 2008