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a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"
We need to watch out for the satchmo!
What, the trumpet player?
Satchmo by kingofswing881 July 22, 2003

The Satchmo 

while he plays your pussy like a trumpet and fingers your asshole until you cum so hard you start scatting
Girrrrrrllllll , last night he gave the Satchmo so good I felt like Ella Fitzgerald!!
The Satchmo by Rednikster April 14, 2016

Satchamoe 

A living with parents gamer, who plays xbox 360 and LAN's alot.
I dont think i know that satchamoe.
Satchamoe by PyronaticGuitar October 18, 2010

The Dirty Satchmo 

The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"
You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"

satchamo 

To be thoroughly soaked. Overly wet.
"Damn she was definitely DTF. When I put my hands down her pants, that pu$$y was satchamo.
satchamo by Evo Jim January 23, 2014

satchmoability 

having jazz skills like the legendary louis armstrong, satchmo and just generally being a hipster
" dude you have serious satchmoability, u really play that trumpet well"
satchmoability by dj guiller November 2, 2008
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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