The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"

You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

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The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"

The Dirty Satchmo by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009

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satchamo

To be thoroughly soaked. Overly wet.

"Damn she was definitely DTF. When I put my hands down her pants, that pu$$y was satchamo.

satchamo by Evo Jim January 23, 2014

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satchmoability

having jazz skills like the legendary louis armstrong, satchmo and just generally being a hipster

" dude you have serious satchmoability, u really play that trumpet well"

satchmoability by dj guiller November 2, 2008

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Saskatchewan Satchmo

The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.

As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.

Saskatchewan Satchmo by Poonberry Associates December 29, 2010

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