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smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008
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sarctard 

Noun: A person incapable of recognizing sarcasm.
The sarctard over there thinks I was serious when I told him he was the brightest guy in the room.
sarctard by BrilliantK November 4, 2013
A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.
Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.
shartard by lit_af March 2, 2017

Smartarded 

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.
:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

Startard 

A paying member of a web based discussion forum. Used by the anonymous users of the site due to the star that appears by the name of the Registered and paying forum member.
This new startard ban system is terrible.

Any thread posted by a startard is potentially homogenized propaganda.

The startards are having a field day with their banhammers

I am a startard and I am proud

That Startard banned me from his thread

That startard baned me for no reason
Startard by UnThredded September 23, 2010

sarutard 

This dude is like sarutard
sarutard by sarutard July 28, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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