sartard

combines "sarcasm" and "retard" into a single word to describe someone who's incompetent with sarcasm.

I was talking to this fugly chick in psychology the other day, and she wasn't understanding my sarcasm. I think she is a sartard.

sartard by MFJ,B April 6, 2010

smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

sarctard 

Noun: A person incapable of recognizing sarcasm.

The sarctard over there thinks I was serious when I told him he was the brightest guy in the room.

sarctard by BrilliantK November 4, 2013

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

shartard by lit_af March 2, 2017

Smartarded 

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

Startard 

A paying member of a web based discussion forum. Used by the anonymous users of the site due to the star that appears by the name of the Registered and paying forum member.

This new startard ban system is terrible.

Any thread posted by a startard is potentially homogenized propaganda.

The startards are having a field day with their banhammers

I am a startard and I am proud

That Startard banned me from his thread

That startard baned me for no reason

Startard by UnThredded September 23, 2010

sarutard 

A goat

This dude is like sarutard

sarutard by sarutard July 28, 2021