1. An imaginary creature that’s existence is brought about by partaking in "
juicy" mushrooms as verified by
JB in "The Pick of
Destiny". He’s much
like Sasquatch but can talk (with a speech impediment), has the ability to
fly, guards shiny diamonds in the misty mountain side, and overall looks
like he should shout “Shake-N-bake” at any moment while giving a heart fist
bump. He also plays drums, but unfortunately the
D just can’t be a power trio. In an epic battle, recounted by the Spiderman song, between Sass and Spiderman, Spidey tries to use his web on him but it can’t hold him because of a Matrix move. During the subsequent the brawl a man becomes memberless, one thing leads to another, and Sas leaves behind something resembling coffee creamer.
2. A large animal that’s often seen lurking around Southern Utah University in select buildings. If you see him approach slowly and offer him a snack, conversation can then be made without too much of a risk of bodily harm.
1. "Stay still, it's F***ing sassafrassquatch. I've been searchin' for him for ten years and now's my chance to capture him. I'm not moving, OH F***!" -
JB "Spiderman"
2. Justin: "Quite, there's sassafrassquatch!'
KC: "Wait, I have some jerky. Let's go talk to him."
Justin: "Sasquatch eats jerky,
don't you watch TV?"
KC: "They're the same thing!"
Justin: "No they aren't! Sas is
like sasquatch but totally
kickass and he prefers
Skittles!"
Sas: "Dude, I LOVE Skittles! So what about those
T-birds huh?"
