Sapadilla

A certain breed of large woman most easily identified by a shirt decorated by some form of majestic wildlife such as a pack of wolves or a kitten. The sapadilla is notorious for having excessive hair growth, and oftentimes have faint mustaches that are adorned by remnants of yesterday's food. See also: buffet queen and muffin top.

I found an animal tag in a nearby bush, a sapadilla must have chewed it off of her ear.