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sasparilla

sasparilla : (1) Equivalent to being an idiot, a mentally slow, ugly as hell, fat as a whale, or anything to an extreme of an insult. (2) extremely savage, being strong or unstoppable.
(1) im going to kill you, you sasparilla.

(2) nigga im a sasparilla, i eat babies.
sasparilla by Micah Mayne February 29, 2008

Sasparilla

SASPARILLA! We’re going to the cluster!
Sasparilla by Jeanette305 August 15, 2018

sarsaparilla circus 

When two men are showering together and a third man is in the same bathroom, taking a hot shit.
"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"
sarsaparilla circus by SquintyJones September 6, 2017

sasporella 

The stinky balls of john mallon used to commonly name foolish team 2 members
John M.: Zack, stop being such a fucking sasporella, I will put you on team freeze for a whole week!
Zack K.: No John don’t do it I’m sorry for jerking in the hall after settling
A certain breed of large woman most easily identified by a shirt decorated by some form of majestic wildlife such as a pack of wolves or a kitten. The sapadilla is notorious for having excessive hair growth, and oftentimes have faint mustaches that are adorned by remnants of yesterday's food. See also: buffet queen and muffin top.
I found an animal tag in a nearby bush, a sapadilla must have chewed it off of her ear.
Sapadilla by Slim Dougie November 27, 2010

gasparilla 

a bad ass time where you drink from 8 am till the next day if you make it, kegs, 600,000 people + 7 miles of street parties and some boobs if you have good beads. although there is some significant reason for it , all i know it for is to get wasted and have the best fucking time of your life.
some guy "hey its a saturday in january whats going on ?"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"
gasparilla by badassjay February 21, 2007