sasparilla : (1) Equivalent to being an idiot, a mentally slow, ugly as hell, fat as a whale, or anything to an extreme of an insult. (2) extremely savage, being strong or unstoppable.
When two men are showering together and a third man is in the same bathroom, taking a hot shit.
"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"
John M.: Zack, stop being such a fucking sasporella, I will put you on team freeze for a whole week!
Zack K.: No John don’t do it I’m sorry for jerking in the hall after settling
A certain breed of large woman most easily identified by a shirt decorated by some form of majestic wildlife such as a pack of wolves or a kitten. The sapadilla is notorious for having excessive hair growth, and oftentimes have faint mustaches that are adorned by remnants of yesterday's food. See also: buffet queen and muffin top.
I found an animal tag in a nearby bush, a sapadilla must have chewed it off of her ear.
a bad ass time where you drink from 8 am till the next day if you make it, kegs, 600,000 people + 7 miles of street parties and some boobs if you have good beads. although there is some significant reason for it , all i know it for is to get wasted and have the best fucking time of your life.
some guy "hey its a saturday in january whats going on ?"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"