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gasparilla 

a bad ass time where you drink from 8 am till the next day if you make it, kegs, 600,000 people + 7 miles of street parties and some boobs if you have good beads. although there is some significant reason for it , all i know it for is to get wasted and have the best fucking time of your life.
some guy "hey its a saturday in january whats going on ?"
other guy "its fucking Gasparilla you idiot lets get downtown!"
gasparilla by badassjay February 21, 2007
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Gasparilla 

A large month long celebration that takes place in Tampa Florida during the month of February. There are many differen events including parades, a run, a flotilla and even an art festival. The mayor is ceremoniously kidnapped and forced to turn over the key to the city to the invading pirates. Every good tampa resdient secretly waits for February, the month when we brake out the skulls and cross bones. Sometimes referred to as the Tampa Mardi Gras.
Person 1: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Person 2: "What planet are you from, It's gasparilla, I am goign to go get drunk in public and watch women take there shirts off for plastic on a string!"
Person 1: "Sounds like fun!"
Gasparilla by Riley Owens November 13, 2006
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Gasparilla 

A holiday celebration taking place in Tampa, FL every year. Pirates invade and kegs are the bounty
The BEST HOLIDAY EVER... GASPARILLA
Gasparilla by coolkat1111111111111111 September 12, 2010

Gasgorilla 

When a fart becomes consequently trapped between your sack, and your gooch.
There I was in the olive garden when a gasgorilla caught me unawares.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing with myself, but i was just trying to free a gasgorilla.
Gasgorilla by Capt. Waxinflaxin January 9, 2017

Gasparillaed 

To make love to a partner you have known for a lengthy period of time.
Naveed gasparillaed Osha and now they are expecting a baby in 9 months.
Gasparillaed by Jaitoon October 16, 2023

sasparilla

Someone possessing extreme sass. To be sassy.
"Calm down sasparilla."
or
"Alison is being a sasparilla."

sasparilla

sasparilla : (1) Equivalent to being an idiot, a mentally slow, ugly as hell, fat as a whale, or anything to an extreme of an insult. (2) extremely savage, being strong or unstoppable.
(1) im going to kill you, you sasparilla.

(2) nigga im a sasparilla, i eat babies.
sasparilla by Micah Mayne February 29, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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