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sargeism
Here are two examples of a sargeism:
"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."
"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."
"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."
"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."
sarei
Beautiful and smart woman who nat afraid to speak her mind. She is very athletic and is very determined in what she does. Not to mention she is one of a kind and a bad bitch!!!!
sarei by Thatsmeeeeee😻🉐 June 12, 2016
Sargeisms
"Hey Grif, could you hold these bullets for me, in your gut", followed by a gun shot - this is one of many Sargeisms.
Sargeisms by Rubber Jimmy February 8, 2007
sarzil
Morals are important to the person named sarzil. The person is very kind and close to his close friends. He makes bonds with people that he will never break. He is a true person and a true being. He has had flaws and setbacks in life, but with the people that love him dearly, he will get through everything. He wont ever be alone, and he always makes sure to tell his close friends that they will never be alone as well. In short, Sarzil is a very very respectable, amazing person.
However, sarzils can be deceiving. To people that don't know them, they can seem innocent. But really, they are PIMPS. They have many many hoes, but they keep one hoe close to their hearts.
However, sarzils can be deceiving. To people that don't know them, they can seem innocent. But really, they are PIMPS. They have many many hoes, but they keep one hoe close to their hearts.
sareili
sareili by Obsiabakakanamak January 15, 2022
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