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A really zippy one liner from Sarge - a character from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue.
Here are two examples of a sargeism:

"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."

"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."
sargeism by Sidmow April 1, 2009
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Sarahisms 

a word made by our leader, Sarah. Creator of jarble and tutorage
Ali is writing sarahisms.
Sarahisms by adcamper92 January 30, 2009
Stereotypically classifying the elderly as intelligent or wise.

But I’d like to add a new meaning:

An ideology created by someone who goes by the name: ‘Sage’
Do you agree with sageism?
Sageism by Сейдж August 14, 2023
A mother recounted her favorite Sageism:" if you would just do what I want then I could be happy!"
Sageism by seedsand November 2, 2019

sageismygeorge

favourite mutual, very kind !!

- rosy.png
someone: who’s your favourite mutual?
me: sageismygeorge <3
sageismygeorge by rosy.png July 24, 2021
A religion dedicated to our beloved sage dinging 😍😩🙏
I follow sageism
Sageism by Sagedininglvr September 29, 2021