sargeism

A really zippy one liner from Sarge - a character from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue.

Here are two examples of a sargeism:

"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."

"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."

sargeism by Sidmow April 1, 2009

Sargeisms 

A Sargeism is a phrase said Sarge of the Red Team that relates to shooting and/or killing someone.

"Hey Grif, could you hold these bullets for me, in your gut", followed by a gun shot - this is one of many Sargeisms.

Sargeisms by Rubber Jimmy February 8, 2007

Sageism 

Stereotypically classifying the elderly as intelligent or wise.

But I’d like to add a new meaning:

An ideology created by someone who goes by the name: ‘Sage’

Do you agree with sageism?

Sageism by Сейдж August 14, 2023

Sageism 

Words of wisdom from a 4-5 year old girl.

A mother recounted her favorite Sageism:" if you would just do what I want then I could be happy!"

Sageism by seedsand November 2, 2019

sageismygeorge

favourite mutual, very kind !!

- rosy.png

someone: who’s your favourite mutual?
me: sageismygeorge <3

sageismygeorge by rosy.png July 24, 2021

Sageism 

A religion dedicated to our beloved sage dinging 😍😩🙏

I follow sageism

Sageism by Sagedininglvr September 29, 2021