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Migen Strugen
migen strugen: a word you use when trying to describe a main stream person in the well known language fakey german.
Joe:''chris your so migen strugen''
Chris:'' hey the other guys are doing it so hell why not''
Joe: '' oh my god your acting so migen strugen''
Chris: sorry i dont speak fakey german''
Chris:'' hey the other guys are doing it so hell why not''
Joe: '' oh my god your acting so migen strugen''
Chris: sorry i dont speak fakey german''
Migen Strugen by mr migen July 21, 2011
Sargent Johnson
Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!
Sargent Johnson by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006
First Sargent's Time
First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
First Sargent's Time by Lucifer Tiddys (thats DDs, not TTs) October 1, 2007
martin sargent
martin sargent by Cheesebadger January 5, 2005
Sargent Hut
Someone whom commands/barks orders to others disrespectfully usually more than one at a time.
A person acting as if you're his slave whom is extremely demanding consistantly barking orders so much the person taking the order doesn't know which direction to go in.
A person acting as if you're his slave whom is extremely demanding consistantly barking orders so much the person taking the order doesn't know which direction to go in.
The man who owns that car dealership can't even keep one employee to stay at his company because he is such a sargent hut.
Sargent Hut by daughter of sargent hut July 16, 2010
Sargent Avery Johnson
Sargent Avery Johnson by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019
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