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Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.
"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

sarcasmatic 

I have a sarcasmatic personality.
sarcasmatic by SquigleFreak224 September 8, 2008

Sarchasmatic 

Of, or being both sarcastic, and charismatic simultaneously.
He was overly sarcastic, and charismatic... sarchasmatic if you will.
Sarchasmatic by Richard Nelson October 26, 2005

sarcasmystic 

A wizard practitioner of sarcasm
I call myself a sarcasmystic; a sometimes wizard of sarcasm.
sarcasmystic by Ordinary savage November 22, 2018

Sarcasmaster 

(Sar-kaz-master) One who is a master of sarcasm!
--I just got a French Vanilla coffee!
-Good for you! We should throw a party!
--Really?
-Fuck off, I'm a sarcasmaster!
--What's that mean?
-Look it up on UrbanDictionary.com, fat-ass!
Sarcasmaster by C-Rock113 January 7, 2009

sarcassistic 

Sarcasm directed towards self love.
Joe: "I'm sooo sexy, I would have sex with myself I'm that sexy."

Sally: "Oh Joe, you're so sarcassistic."
sarcassistic by TallMidgety January 9, 2009