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Sarahfied 

The state of have just been belittled or reduced to sub-human status by a person named Sarah. The feeling of being Sarah-fied will not resonate with the victim because it is usually done in a manner of which they are not made aware. Being Sara-fied does not neccasarily represent the truth about that person just who they are in Sarah's own mind.

If you are Sarah-fied you will have to accept that Sarah now thinks of you in this way for the time being and your mere presence will result in unadulterated and uncontrollable angst.

Sarah-fied is however a reversable action. You may redeem yourself.
Taking the bus to a dining hall, drunk, and wearing yoga pants, ugg boots and a north face jacket significantly increases your chances of being Sarahfied.
Sarahfied by ljk44 August 20, 2012
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sarahfied 

the process of being intoxicated unintentionally thru an execution of a london bridge.
plop plop...you just got sarahfied! mwahhahahaha
sarahfied by crackyusa October 6, 2006
This is what happens to a girl who posts naked or sleazy pictures of herself on the internet. Origin: Think Before You Post advertisment produced by the Ad Council.

Alt. when someone makes a face-to-face comment to someone who has dirty pictures of herself posted on the internet.
Yo, did you get texed with Jimmy's X-girl's hot pix? He totally Sarahed her.

"Hey, Sarah, what color underware today?"

"Hey, Sarah, when are you going to post something new?"

Hey, Julie, did you see someone posted a picture of you doing nasty things on Jeff's blog - you're so sarahed!
sarahed by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009

Sarahfina 

She has Morals+She is about God (Christian)She is Tall,Thick,Sexy,Funny,Big Ass Titties, A Pretty Face,She is Book Smart & Street Smart. Someone you can Trust,keep Secrets with. Good Listener. Has Many Friends Everybody Loves her. If you Cry So Does She (Shares Tears) She is cool with you as long as your cool with her. Shes White but can kick it with Any Race Gracefully. She can cook her Ass off!

Dont Disrespect her or her Family & Friends Thats a No No. A Woman You pay to beat up a

Bitch-Skank-Slut-2 Faced-Loud Mouth Drunk-Disrespectful-Thieving-Cheating-Strawberry of a dope hoe Snitch.

(a Christian).
Thats Sarahfina!!!
Thats Sarahfina ....

My Homegirl Sarahfina,
I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER AND LOVE SARAHFINA.
She Has a Man No you cant Fuck Sarahfina shes Faithful
Sarahfina by Respectful October 12, 2019

sarahgeddon

the resulting end of the world if Sarah Palin were to be elected president. Durning Sarahgeddon she would reveal herslelf as the devil and admit she was in cahoots with Russia, which she can see from her house.
After the Sarahgeddon there was no Russia to be seen from Alaska and no hands to write notes on. =(
sarahgeddon by Land'o February 9, 2010

Get Sashafied 

The term to use when a male/female gets Sprung by a person named Sasha, equivalent to being under a love spell by a person named Sasha.
U know what, you need to Get Sashafied!

I've BEEN sashafied kid.
Get Sashafied by MzSasha June 16, 2010

Sarahmedel 

A tall mystical creature who extends to the end of the earth. Although her height may scare you away, no size can match her heart. She is very friendly and the Greeks revered her as the Goddess of the Guild.
I once saw Sarahmedel and my breath was taken away. No God or man should ever take her innocence.

I once glanced into the eyes of Sarahmedel, frightened of her powers, I vowed never to stare into those eyes again, for they were to beautiful for one's eyes to stand.
Sarahmedel by Ahmed Randawa May 27, 2008