Sarahfinger 

The act of which a person with heroin residue on their finger intentionally smears or wipes it across or on an unsuspecting person's lips.
(Verb)

"Alice just finished loading a piece of black on the foil when she suddenly SARAHFINGERED me!"

Sarahfinger by JayandEss May 19, 2020

saladfingered 

To undertake a project as briefed only to be dragged into the office to get at various stages of work to be told how embarrassed & disappointed your MD is of you, even though you did exactly as you were told.

Richard... can i see you in my office!... ''we have had comments from the golf club those changing benches you designed look like scaffolding poles!'' ''yeah i know, you told me to make them out of steel & gave me a budget of £3 so i asked the builders to knock them up out of the old scaffold... we saved £250!''''I am very disappointed Richard!'' ''Send Peter in when you see him, He's trying to extort 50p a mile out of me!''''Pete.. MD wants to see you.. youre gona get saladfingered!''

saladfingered by R JS December 30, 2007