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harlem spartans
harlem spartans by gang gang alla dat February 6, 2017
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Meet The Spartans
Meet The Spartans by I'mAnonymous February 2, 2008
The Spartans
The people from the country of Sparta; a bad-ass bunch of soldiers who lived many centuries ago and were trained from birth to be soldiers. the lived, breathed, ate, and drank soldier. In the battle of Thermopylae, during the Greece-Persian war, about 300 Spartans held a hill against a large force of Persian troops, about 20,000.
The Spartans by The Coolest Cat January 12, 2006
Hilhi Spartans
Formally known as Hillsboro, is a high school located in Hillsboro, OR. The Spartans are known for their terrible athletics, and suck at everything they do. The school recently produced a Division-1 All-American football player back in 2010, which is now THE only thing they can brag about and be proud of. Over the last 2 years, the high school's football team has gone 0-20 overall. Hilhi is 1 of 4 high schools in the city and is unanimously agreed by the entire state of Oregon as "The shittiest high school you can ever go to."
Glencoe: "Alright guys! Lets see who can drop the most points on Hilhi this year!"
*11 weeks later*
Glencoe: "So how'd you guys do this season? We scored 50 points on the Hilhi Spartans"
Century: "66..."
Westview: "69..."
Newberg: "71.. Hey I think we won!"
Tigard: "86!"
Newberg: "DAMNIT!!"
*11 weeks later*
Glencoe: "So how'd you guys do this season? We scored 50 points on the Hilhi Spartans"
Century: "66..."
Westview: "69..."
Newberg: "71.. Hey I think we won!"
Tigard: "86!"
Newberg: "DAMNIT!!"
Hilhi Spartans by TitsForHarambe May 13, 2013
meet the spartans
the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.
Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.
Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.
Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.
Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.
Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!
meet the spartans by drik December 9, 2008
spartans legacy
spartans legacy by SuzieMom December 8, 2017
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