That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred Band of Thebes.
Hym "Yeah, no, that wasn't the Spartans. Maybe the cheese thing is true but no the gay lovers pairing up is a different story. That's not how that happened."
player 1: omg did you just see that
player 2: see what?!?!?
player 1: spartans - S98 of course player 2: no what about them?
player 1: THEY JUST ROCKED MY SOCKS!!!!!
player 2: omg omg lololollololololol!!!!! rofllmaolololol 1337