That wasn't the Spartans though. He's conflating a
story about the Spartan and THE GUYS WHO BEAT THE SPARTANS. Which was a
gay sect... Hold on let me look up the name... The Sacred
Band of Thebes.
Hym "Yeah, no, that wasn't the Spartans.
Maybe the cheese thing is true but no the gay
lovers pairing up is a different
story. That's not how that happened."