santome
Has a massive cock(Bigger than 7 inches). Attracted to brunettes and are very emotional. He is always trying to finesse your bitch.
santome by TheOGBigDickJimmy November 27, 2016
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Santosexual
When a person is said to be sexually aroused or in a passionate non-platonic relationship with a fictional character or a non-existing being, the person is said to be Santosexual
Santosexual by jadenspeare December 10, 2021
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Santomenno SOB • santome • santamental • Santoe • Saotome • santamera • Santone • santorectum • santosed • Santosexual
santorectum
Gateway to colonoscopy.
1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.
2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.
2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.
santorectum by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011
santamental
its Halloween i walk in to the store to buy a Halloween outfit and all i hear is Christmas they call 911 cause i went santamental!!!!!
santamental by ridearhehonda January 16, 2011
Joe Santore
Likes to sit inside all day and play xbox. He hates going outside but somtimes he friends make him, but they have to go to his house and make him come out because he wont pick up his phone because he knows they want him to come outside. He loves playing xbox and just sitting inside all day watching history channel and VH1. So if you hate the outside and love staying inside all day and never getting in contact with your friends consider yourself a Joe Santore.
Joe Santore: A kid that sits inside all day and hates to go outside and never gets in contact with his friends.
Joe Santore by Natheniel Polyblank January 6, 2009
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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