santome

Has a massive cock(Bigger than 7 inches). Attracted to brunettes and are very emotional. He is always trying to finesse your bitch.

Andrew is such a santome and it annoys the fuck out of me.

by TheOGBigDickJimmy November 27, 2016

Santosexual

When a person is said to be sexually aroused or in a passionate non-platonic relationship with a fictional character or a non-existing being, the person is said to be Santosexual

Jaden wanks off to Lola Bunny, he is Santosexual.

by jadenspeare December 10, 2021

santorectum

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

Santoe

a term used to describe or make fun of Asians resembling or pretending to be Mexican or American Indians

when i don't shave for about a week i look like such a santoe

by Lord-Gore March 14, 2010

santoes

someone who doesn't like toes, but thinks he shares toes with me

"ours, those are my santoes too"

by chickenduckperson November 7, 2022

santamental

to hate Christmas so much that the thought of Santa makes you mental

its Halloween i walk in to the store to buy a Halloween outfit and all i hear is Christmas they call 911 cause i went santamental!!!!!

by ridearhehonda January 16, 2011

Joe Santore

Likes to sit inside all day and play xbox. He hates going outside but somtimes he friends make him, but they have to go to his house and make him come out because he wont pick up his phone because he knows they want him to come outside. He loves playing xbox and just sitting inside all day watching history channel and VH1. So if you hate the outside and love staying inside all day and never getting in contact with your friends consider yourself a Joe Santore.

Joe Santore: A kid that sits inside all day and hates to go outside and never gets in contact with his friends.

by Natheniel Polyblank January 6, 2009