santero

Bald math teacher with a huge head

santero aka hitman

by Student in math class May 17, 2016

Dacia Sandero

A great budget European car built by Dacia in Europe.

It is also James May's favorite car.

James: Good News!
Jeremy: What?
James: The Dacia Sandero is almost here!
Jeremy: When?
James: Next year!

by BigSmokeNo9 October 14, 2018

Santeri

He is very smart and has a huge cock if you see a santeri go in bed with him

Santeri is a finnish name

by Shrekshugeandslimycock October 28, 2019

mathew santoro

Some one who is very successful YouTube channel and someone who is very educated

Small Youtuber:I want to get more subs
Friend: you want to be a Mathew santoro

Kid: he is so smart he is like a Mathew santoro

by Idk bro just shoot some threes February 12, 2017

Santeri

A really hot Finnish dude. Who is usually amazing at swimming, and is really fast. He is blonde with blue eyes. Also he does #tagsforlikes on his private instagram account. Most times EVERY SINGLE GIRL STALKS HIM! Did I mention he was sexy?

Damn who is that?

That's Santeri.

by crazy stalker March 18, 2013

Santeri

Santeri named guys are the best . They are born to hunt pussy and they are the most smarted creatures in the world. So if you are lucky to see a Santeri one day, you must take a selfie with him. Remember Santeri is a GOD of PUSSY and a GOD of KNOWLEDGE.

Oh it's Santeri our God, let's take a selfie with him if he isn't going to go eating pussy.

by Random God April 24, 2019

santeria

Santeria, better known as La Regla de Ocha, La Regla Lukumi, or simply "La Relgion" is an Afro-Cuban religion with roots from the Yoruba people of West Africa, Nigeria.
It is the worship of the Orishas which are the primordial energies of creation and the movement that guides human conciousness. Contrary to popular belief, there is no mixture between Catholocism and Santeria. The saints were merely used as a mask to hide the worship of the Orishas when the religion was forbidden and forced to go underground in Cuba. Building Character, ceremony, initiation, divination and animal offering are essential elements of this religion.

Hi Matthew, is that Voodoo you are practicing?
No Lucy, it's not Voodoo silly. Voodoo is from Haiti and is more ancestreal type of worship. I practice Santeria which is more nature based and it's from Cuba.

Hi Matthew can you do a love spell for me with Santeria? Sure I can Michelle, bring me some honey, cinnamon, and perfume, we will take it to the river and make an offering to Oshun.

by Matthew Oshun October 20, 2007