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santazon 

A person who orders, fulfills or delivers Christmas gifts from Amazon.
Look, the UPS truck is here! I wonder what Santazon is going to bring me for Christmas!

You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Santazon is coming to town!
santazon by AE Wildturkey December 20, 2012
Manipuri word meaning Youngest Gold; where "Sana" means gold and "Ton" means youngest. It is usually given to the youngest son of the family when he is the most handsome and awesome one so far and is expected to bring fame, wealth and glory to the family like never before. A child given this name will soar high in the future and his fate will cross many auspicious events of the millennia he is born in.
Oh look at this man, he is ultra handsome and awesome, i wonder if his name is Sanaton

Sankatos 

A term coined by a retired Ghanian soccer player in Michigan to get away with sleazy jokes in front of public audiences without being explicit.
Bro, I need to get married to the Moroccan girl so I can get the sankatos
Sankatos by Katheer_haya July 15, 2023

Sankatos 

A catch all term-fluid popularized by a Pakistani dentist. Multifaceted in its ability to function as a noun, adjective or verb. A suitable replacement for the same category of words in a conversation where being literal or explicit is not conducive.
She looked at me in a very sankatos way, like she wanted my sankatos
Sankatos by A_TV August 8, 2023

Santatizer 

The hand sanitizer provided at malls which kids now have to use before sitting on Santa's lap to get a picture taken.
Man, the magic of seeing Santa Claus at the mall is not the same anymore. My kids had to use Santatizer before the elves would let them sit on Santa's lap.
Santatizer by Paintingpinkkitty December 23, 2009

Santatheist 

the rejection of Santa,or the position that Clause, Kringle or Father Christmas do not exist. In the broadest sense, it is the absence of belief in the existence of Santa Claus.
Shaun’s childhood dreams were crushed when he saw his father and mother assembling all his toys late on Christmas eve night. He realized at that point he was a santatheist. And his love of over weight senior males lead him to a life of dating elderly men.
Santatheist by Slampees McGhee December 8, 2009