Santatheist 

the rejection of Santa,or the position that Clause, Kringle or Father Christmas do not exist. In the broadest sense, it is the absence of belief in the existence of Santa Claus.

Shaun’s childhood dreams were crushed when he saw his father and mother assembling all his toys late on Christmas eve night. He realized at that point he was a santatheist. And his love of over weight senior males lead him to a life of dating elderly men.

Santatheist by Slampees McGhee December 8, 2009

Statheist 

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).

Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.

Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013

Statheist 

One who rejects religion as irrational but who advocates the existence of the state, usually as a desperate compensation for the comfort that religion brings. The term is most often used by anarchist-atheists to demonstrate to the statheist that the logic they use to justify the state is faulty even though they had sufficient logic to reject religion, implying that they are reproducing the same errors in thinking that they profess to despise in religious people.

statism

atheism

scapegoat

In a way, these statheists are worse than Christians, I really feel sorry for these people.

Statheist by TheShunnedSage June 15, 2009

asantatheist 

An asantatheist is a person who does not believe in Santa Claus.

Many asantatheists foolishly claim that there is no evidence to support the belief in Santa despite getting Christmas presents every year.

Sure, a few million people have been killed in the name of religion, but Hitler, Mao and Stalin were all asantatheists!

asantatheist by Peritus^^ May 30, 2010

Scanatheist 

Basically a atheist who denies the reality of God, but feels the need to stand on a soap box and preach the wrong doings and fairy stories of Christians so much that they actually become more obnoxious than the Christian, rather than just accepting the fact that everyone has different beliefs.

Religious Person: I believe in God.

Atheist: Really? that's interesting. I don't personally but I'd love to sit down with you and discuss the issue sometime.

Religious Person: I be live in God.

Scanatheist: You be live in God? I don't believe in God and I have absolute faith in science because it's completely accurate and irrefutable.

Scanatheist by Jesus70BC December 24, 2010

Statheist 

Derogatory term made up by anarchists/libertarians to make ad hominem attacks against atheists they disagree with.

You're just a statheist so I don't have to listen to anything you have to say and can ignore any facts you present.

Statheist by FlyingFree333 October 15, 2013

StAtheist 

Not to be confused with statheist, an anarchist term, StAtheist is a satirical Atheist who plays on the idea of Saints in the church.

StAtheist is trending on twitter, but he's pretentious as all get out.

StAtheist by StAtheist November 16, 2011