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Sandwish 

n. A state of being in two pieces of bread and the desire to put something edible between them, but possessing nothing suitable.
"Hey, I have two pieces of bread and nothing to put between them... looks like it's sandwish time for me!"
Sandwish by Jacob Stebel October 18, 2008
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A scat related sex act involving two people, whereby one participant (male/female) lies face down while the other (male/female) lies on their back on top of the bottom person. They arrange themselves in a manner which allows both anuses to line up (usually best accomplished by lying opposite directions: head to foot) then both participants defecate simultaneously, creating the most wonderful feeling ever.
Bernnie and Leroy performed the sandish last night and it made a huge mess on mom's bed.
sandish by Darren Berrnarrd December 7, 2006

sandwish 

a bread only sandwich with no filling or bread with a condiment only as filling , as you consume it you wish for meat and cheese .
I spent all my loot and all i could afford was this lousy sandwish wish I could afford a real sandwich .
sandwish by the_shootist October 26, 2010

sandfishing 

The act of placing sand inside of your partner's vagina, cumming inside of her, and fishing it out with your hand.
"Wendy and I finally went sandfishing last night"
sandfishing by Xylisithe August 28, 2017

Sandwish 

What you wish you were eating while you're having a Subway sandwich
This Meatball Marinara is pretty good, but I sandwish I was having a hero from that Italian deli in SoHo.
Sandwish by louthepenguin January 27, 2012
so out of it, so blazed, so drunk, so spent from sex, so whatever, that you half-lay on a couch or chair and just sit there. Hardly any movement, not speaking, normally somehow keeping eyes open. Person being called such usually accompanied by his or her pajamas. Drool optional. Occurs on any given evening around College Park, Maryland or Jamaica. Origin of neologism: redneck territory, in Fredick, Maryland's backyard, Hagerstown. Hells yeah!

can be used as noun, adjective
"Clearly that man is sandish as shit. He broke down."

"Oh, look, there it is..." reporter turns to camera, holding safari hat close upon head, sporting a yellow buttoned up shirt and creepily pinned back handlebar mustache, "I see her. As we come closer upon the sandish form of the ganjafumarkid of the wild, we see her try to wave us away with one finger. Oh, boy, Thomas. It looks like she doesn't want to be disturbed." Thom the Cameraman pans to the magnificent horizon to the east of the background tress, headlining is the sandish sun as it sits upon the line of terra. There is a crinkling of paper sound nearby.