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sandwich maker

"Don't worry man, the sandwich maker can get it for you, no sweat."

Sandwich maker

A person who refuses to make you a sandwich, even though you asked them too
Hey, make me a sandwich.

No.

But you are usually making them

MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMN SANDWICH

This bitch be a sandwich maker.

Sandwich Maker Pro 

The COD perk only women can access. This perk allows women to make sandwiches at a faster speed than normal to please a man.
Why don't you use sandwich maker pro and make me a damn sandwich.

#1 sandwich maker

Person 1: I am so hungry..
Person 2: Ask the best #1 sandwich maker to make you one!
Person 1: Who might that be?
Person 2: Lizzy! Of course!
#1 sandwich maker by Python3 August 8, 2019

sex slave / sandwich maker 

when your in an open relationship with someone recently you went out with and makes you sandwiches and has sex with you when ever you want them to.
he wanna just be friends? bitch fine! .... later hey wanna just make me sandwiches and do dirty things? you can be my like sex slave / sandwich maker!

Self Propelled Sandwich Maker 

A woman/wife/girlfriend who's primary purpose is to make and deliver sandwiches to their menfolk.
Hey Dave, I've got myself a brand new girlfriend! She's great 😃

Nice one! I'm in the market for a new self propelled sandwich maker also!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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