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Sadophile 

A person who likes seeing children suffer.
The university academic staff is full of Sadophiles.
Sadophile by oneguy3972 September 10, 2025

Swedophile 

Incorrect term for a lover of what's Swedish. The correct term is suecophile.
- What's a lover of Swedish stuff called? A swedophile?
- No, a suecophile.
Swedophile by EliasG March 3, 2016

slavophile

Someone who loves the culture of the Slavs or the people.

Think the Balkans, Russia, etc.
I love Zach Condon. Him and I are like total slavophiles!
slavophile by Xenophiliac May 9, 2008

Sapiophile 

Sapiophiles often find her attractive on account of her intelligence.
Sapiophile by kiwijane3 November 29, 2015

Swagophile 

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.
Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
Swagophile by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Spedophile 

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."
Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006