jamblanket

the amount of jam/jelly a person of a grossly obsessed statue would spread on his buttocks

Dru: Look at the seize of that guys ass, he would really need a Jamblanket to cover that!

by mat macgyver December 13, 2018

samblanket

A samblanket is a person who will often deceive you and/or pretend to be your friend when they are really your enemy and have something against you.

1. I often wonder if Jaron is a samblanket.
2. They samblanket who sent me those threatening messages is among us right now.

by Grandfather Clock April 13, 2015