salty dogg

When your feeling stupid and / or dumb after expressing your point in a situation thinking you are correct and you are proved wrong.

WARNING: PEOPLE MAY APPROCH YOU AND DUST YOUR SHOLDER OFF TO SHOW THAT YOUR SALTY!!!

Chris: You wasnt even at the meeting yesterday so how u know??

Olivia: Actually I went to the meeting the day before.

Everyone: SALTY DOGG!!!!!!

by Mickey Loco May 15, 2008

salty dogg

when a lonely man is so desperate to get a nut that he relys on his dog to lick his dick then he cums on its face

yo my girlfriend was away for the weekend so i resorted to using a fucking salty dogg.It actually wasnt tht bad

by jim germanokas March 21, 2008

salty dogger

When a couple of old dogs get horny and start fucking.

Daddy, why is spike on princess? Honey, spike is giving princess an ole fashion salty dogger .

by NormGiles69 July 25, 2016

Salty Doggo

A dog that will do anything for salty damn clout also if anyone sees a salty doggo they must say "oh he is the dude that used his spare time to record his cat drink water" cause that's what every salty doggo does. Also any kind of salty doggos owner must be a good owner and feed him/her salt. These types of dogs only eat salt no dog food or anything. They also defend their owner at ALL costs but can be a meany poo poo head sometimes

Random Homeless dude: yo look its a salty doggo

Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*

Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*

by Zenzy December 26, 2019

saltydog

The term Saltydog refers to a man who lives in the Canadian maritime provinces and is often employed as a fisherman or some related sea faring position. The term arose quite some time ago among people in the region whom were of Irish or Scottish heritage. In addition, the term dog has been used colloquially in reference to close friends of either sex, in fact, long before it gained popularity, and indeed notoriety among teens and ghetto youth.

"Hey, there's my saltydog! What you say that we head over to the cold beer and wine and pick up a 24, eh."

by Jenny Jet March 21, 2008

saltydog

When a women is forced to perform pre-shower oral sex on her partner after a long jog or intense sport activity. The male is sweaty with salt hence the name salty dog.

Jill always loves a good saltydog specially after her boyfriend runs a marathon.

by kingsaltydog January 15, 2012

saltydog

saltydog

noun; a rabid, fat breed of dog found in Scotland. It is notorious for guzzling pies and attacking young children. It is easily spotted by it's baldness and huge beer-like gut.

"What do you call your saltydog?"

"I call him Cris"

by Nikolas Wipeout May 9, 2005